Dear Lester,

Can you please start studying now.

Rotting in front of the computer for so many hours wont get you grades.

Also, please put aside that guitar.

What is so cool about a few pieces of wood and 6 strings.

And please sleep early so that perhaps, one day, you can finally be like totally on time for classes.

Tomorrow is a Thursday, I'm sure you don't want to get locked up by that black bitch, like once again.

Common test are like around the corner, so please study hard for it before you flung your way to demise.

Sincerely,

Lester's heart.